The Prez and the Young Thing

Monica got down with Billy
Billy said it was improper
After some proof got left on her dress
(At the time it felt too good to stop her)

Old man Bill did the thing with the young one
some of us say “who wouldn’t?”
So what if he gets blown while talking on the phone
We all have done stuff we shouldn’t

Politicians lie and mislead
We trust them to do just that
We elect the one with the best hair
And doesn’t make love to their cat

Can we be shocked
The Prezzes’ cock got rocked
by the lips of a woman not his wife?
So let’s cut the crap, give his wrist a slap
Let the country get on with it’s life

by William Stephenson

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